You step toward the house, keeping your feet firm on the ground as it shakes. The storm is quite heavy now, yet it shows no signs of slowing down.
A skeleton man approaches you, raising his arms to reveal a cape.
"HALT!" he says, in a voice that compels you to hold a perfect posture. "You may proceed if you wish, but be warned; many aspects of this site include autoplay, flashing lights, and lack of accessibility for phone users in general.
If you dare to enter Dr. Acula's Laboratory, it is just this way."
Do you follow him?